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Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
He was looking for cottage soap and titties.
by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020
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Soap

Slang/Code for vape or inhalation products.
James: I just got some new soap and it is insane!

Mathew: I'm still waiting for mine to come.
by Cola54 December 9, 2021
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Hand soap wack

A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.
Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.

Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021
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Soap Opera Worldview

A commonly held worldview that we're all the same deep down inside, and that we all strive for the same things. Typically reinforces normative values of right and wrong, yet framed as deep, revolutionary, or unique. Not necessarily bound to watchers of the soap opera genre. Generally, describes people who view everything through the lens of entertainment. Especially commonly held on Urban Dictionary and the internet at large. Usually, cannot be corrected through repeat social exposure, due to the shallow way in which those who hold these beliefs engage with others.
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"
Brad: We all want sex deep down inside, right? We're all humans after all, or something. I think Oprah Winfrey said that one, maybe.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.
by just-stop April 27, 2022
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romulan vulcan soap

It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.
Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.
by Creonmahoney March 4, 2015
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Soap

A commonly consumed and widely popular confectionary. Soap has been described as having a "buttery smooth texture" and a "oddly bitter, but fragrant and pleasantly fruity taste".
Steve: Hey Jake, how many bars of soap did you have today?
Jake: Oh, at least 5. They're so good!
Steve: Me too bro!
by xXpoopfart420Xx November 12, 2023
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Pushing Soap

The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one
Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap
by winkelTossa September 8, 2019
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