It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.
While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.
by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007
Get the Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster mug.When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010
Get the posted n' roasted mug.The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008
Get the roast beef curtains mug.When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana
by Scott Riel February 14, 2004
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Get the Fuck Roast mug.Guy 1: I'll go in the mouth...
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!
Guy 2: ...and I'll go in the peach (or chocolate)
Girl: Mmmphngggghmpph!!!
by Dangerous G February 8, 2004
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