Any wackass car (civic, prelude, integra, accord, camry, sentra, etc) w/a rocket exaust tip yu can fist fuck and sounds like God's taking a piss after a 2 hr drive from nyc to atlantic city w/o a bathroom and w/ no engine mods what so ever...no racing pistons, no new crankshafts, no pulley gears, no cams etc. onli things modded are 'intake', paint, stickers, tints, rimz that go round and round, and rockets
HOMEY in a HONDA ODDESSY <minivan>: ayoo check out that ugly ass riced out radioactive green prelude next to us
ME: go race that shit on the highway
end result: a honda minivan owned a prelude w/ a 30 foot tall spoiler...also painted radioactive green
ME: go race that shit on the highway
end result: a honda minivan owned a prelude w/ a 30 foot tall spoiler...also painted radioactive green
by ANDREW luvs SUPRAS February 21, 2005
Get the Ricer mug.A "Bed Event" where a man takes the hard "mushroom cap" of his penis and runs it across and around the rim of a girl's pukered anus but not to penetrate. Therefore rim riding has commensed.
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Get the Riker mug.A group of people, not necessarily asian, who have cars for one soul purpose; looks. They do not particularly care for the performance of the car, just how it looks. In achieving this goal of "good looks" they use carbon fiber and euro lights.
by Barbs May 17, 2004
Get the ricers mug.Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.
*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
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Get the riger mug.1.Any FWD foreign or domestic vehicle that is made to look fast by installing accesories such as but not limited to:
*aftermarket body kits
*aftermarket spoilers (which do NOTHING for traction on a FWD vehicle)
*oversized chrome exaust tips (a.k.a "fart cans/fart pipes/coffee cans") on an otherwise stock exaust pipe
*neons or other aftermarket lighting
*altezzas, or "clear tail lamp" lenses
*grille replacements made up of chicken wire type mesh
*painted calipers
*multiple TV monitors
*20 inch rims with very low profile "rubber band" tires
*cut coils for a lowered look
*stereo systems that have more power than the engine itself
*fake nitrous bottles (or to the ricer crowd..."NAAAAWWWSSS")
*and of course.....stickers of performance parts NOT ON THE CAR. (can you say "poser"?)
2. The truth is none of the above mods do ANYTHING to enhance the performance. As a matter of fact those who perform these so called "mods" have watched "The Fast And The Furious" too many times to be able to distinguish the difference between reality and a movie, thus they think if they make their cars look like the prop cars used in the movies they will be faster and look cooler. Out of interest, these idiots refer to themselves as "tuners" and not ricers.
3. The average person who owns or drives one of these vehicles is white, under 25, suffers from penis envy, wears his pants half hanging off his ass, walks with a fake limp and talks with ebonic slang. He probably works at Mc Donalds and races everything he sees but gets his ass handed to him 99% of the time. (Kias and Hyundais are exceptions)
4. Ricing your FWD car will not make it fast or cool, and is not a valid excuse for "I can't afford a real car"....V8 Camaros and Mustangs are still readily avaliable at a decent price. If not it's not a daunting task to do your own. If you want to be different you can always drop any 283-400 cubic inch small block Chevy V8 into an S-10 for one hell of a fast ride on the cheap.
5. The only real FWD cars that actually considered fast are the turbocharged cars like the SRT-4 or the WRX. Turbos are true power adders unlike all the fake gaudy crap mentioned above.
*aftermarket body kits
*aftermarket spoilers (which do NOTHING for traction on a FWD vehicle)
*oversized chrome exaust tips (a.k.a "fart cans/fart pipes/coffee cans") on an otherwise stock exaust pipe
*neons or other aftermarket lighting
*altezzas, or "clear tail lamp" lenses
*grille replacements made up of chicken wire type mesh
*painted calipers
*multiple TV monitors
*20 inch rims with very low profile "rubber band" tires
*cut coils for a lowered look
*stereo systems that have more power than the engine itself
*fake nitrous bottles (or to the ricer crowd..."NAAAAWWWSSS")
*and of course.....stickers of performance parts NOT ON THE CAR. (can you say "poser"?)
2. The truth is none of the above mods do ANYTHING to enhance the performance. As a matter of fact those who perform these so called "mods" have watched "The Fast And The Furious" too many times to be able to distinguish the difference between reality and a movie, thus they think if they make their cars look like the prop cars used in the movies they will be faster and look cooler. Out of interest, these idiots refer to themselves as "tuners" and not ricers.
3. The average person who owns or drives one of these vehicles is white, under 25, suffers from penis envy, wears his pants half hanging off his ass, walks with a fake limp and talks with ebonic slang. He probably works at Mc Donalds and races everything he sees but gets his ass handed to him 99% of the time. (Kias and Hyundais are exceptions)
4. Ricing your FWD car will not make it fast or cool, and is not a valid excuse for "I can't afford a real car"....V8 Camaros and Mustangs are still readily avaliable at a decent price. If not it's not a daunting task to do your own. If you want to be different you can always drop any 283-400 cubic inch small block Chevy V8 into an S-10 for one hell of a fast ride on the cheap.
5. The only real FWD cars that actually considered fast are the turbocharged cars like the SRT-4 or the WRX. Turbos are true power adders unlike all the fake gaudy crap mentioned above.
If you've ever claimed to have "raced a 'Vette with a Honda Civic and won", but for fear of embarassment failed to mention it was a CHEvette....you might be a ricer.
If your Civic has more neons that all of the Las Vegas strip clubs....you might be a ricer.
If your Accord has more TV screens than the local TV news room....you might be a ricer.
If your Civic has more neons that all of the Las Vegas strip clubs....you might be a ricer.
If your Accord has more TV screens than the local TV news room....you might be a ricer.
by Tha_Dawg October 22, 2006
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