rich redneck

Someone who is capable of paying to have a golf cart modified into a lifted 4x4.

Hey bubba, did yew see da mudders on dat sweet cart?
dat yonder is one rich redneck.

by Cooter Joe Bob August 31, 2008

Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Redneck gucci

Carhartt brand clothes. Only worn by the wealthiest of rednecks.

Jed: I see you broke out the redneck gucci
Jim: Well fuck Jed, its damn near 20 below

by Banana fingers January 11, 2022

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

redneck hyphy

1) Act stupid, get drunk and loud, shoot guns drive trucks and back fat ass dips
2) Get crazy, get loud, start fights, fly the rebel flag and yell YEE YEE!!!

Last weekend we got Redneck Hyphy we found three drunk guys on the roof!!!!

by redneckwhiteboy101 March 29, 2017