Realentional

The act of reality shifting unintentionally in your sleep, thinking it was a dream, telling it to someone and have them point out that you reality shifted even though you didn't mean to in the first place.

I told my cousin about this crazy dream I had a while back about this abandoned lab that turns out to be just a VR headset some scientists were using on me as a test. My cousin pauses, looks me dead in the eyes and said, "you reality shifted... unintentionally?"

So anyway, I had another realentional dream last night, would you like to hear it?

by taxi_diwc January 18, 2024

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

redenzer

meaning of a short item. person. Not midget short but like just above that maybe a good 4'2

Me: "yo that frog is the size of redenzer"

by VESPlR February 21, 2025

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025

Reading Between the Texts

Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.

She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.

by Parabeetle March 9, 2025

Reading your own desires

Into the text.

Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

Rendendere

Danish creator slang based on the english word render. It started as a joke about rendering AI videos and animation, but it can also mean to roast, mog, clown on, beat, or absolutely annihilate someone.

Vi skal lige rendendere den sidste scene.
AI’en er stadig ved at rendendere videoen.
Vi rendendere dem.
Han blev totalt rendenderet.
Politiet rendenderede ham.

by morderkai March 12, 2026