Pizza Hut

want to eat:
food thats been on the floor?
out of date salad?
pasta with dead beetles in?
pure grease?

then come to pizza hut!

"shit i dropped this pizza, oh well, theyll never know..."

by another employee ;o) July 19, 2003

pizza stain

the National Defense Service Medal/Ribbon, so named because it's the first award anyone receives - due its only requirement being that one must be in the military during a time of war - and its yellow and red color scheme makes it look like a nice glob of cheese and sauce on an otherwise bare uniform.

He's been in the Corps for two years and all he has is a pizza stain? Super REMF.

by SemperFlydelis October 1, 2010

Pineapple pizza

Why

Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die

by Origonal July 13, 2019

ball hair pizza

A pizza that is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and more predominantly, ball hair.

Joey: You want a slice of my ball hair pizza?
Ray: No thanks, I'm full

by RTheChance February 24, 2009

Puzzay

A Special place... for fuckin! It's that place you think of in the shower and on the hour.

Get it while it's hot... or not!!

Is best served when hot and wet, and should be stored in Bright colorful panties.

Enjoy!

pussy

"Sorry buddy, I just broke your mothers Puzzay"

by Al J Sexay. January 2, 2012

Pizza Purse

When you're drunk as hell and you're eating out a girl, then all of the sudden you vomit right in her vagina giving her a "Pizza Purse".

"Dude I was like totally wasted and I gave that bitch a Pizza Purse..."

by oshizzle March 4, 2009

pizza baby

When a person gains the appearance of being pregnant from the eating of a large amount of food, specifically pizza.

Alex pulled up his shirt, baring his pizza baby to the world.

by Jay Parrish February 12, 2007