snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

piddle opposite of "on"

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

by Telephony September 26, 2010

piddleass

A beautiful young lady who does vlogs, on youtube or other websites, about her life

Kaitlin Witcher piddleass

by pwecki September 15, 2012

peddler

Someone who is involved in the distribution/trade cycle of illegal merchandise and goods.

"CJ is the neighborhood peddler, he can get you anything you want; knifes, guns, porn, whatever."

by local peddler July 21, 2006

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007

puddlephile

A man who is habitually attracted to puddlesluts.

Matt's always going after the puddlesluts....
He's such a puddlephile! Ish!

by Matt's roommate B September 9, 2020