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Public is not the school you go to, rather, the way you carry yourself. those girls with thin eyebrows, fake blond hair, fake tan, and tooooo much make up. its the guys who wear exco instead of ecko. for canadians, its those who shop at stitches. its those who swear unnecessarily. its the opposite of classy. its a girl walking out of her trailer park with a fake louis and armani sunglasses.
ewww its like -50 degrees outside whats the need for that ugly ass mini skirt and tank top with the number 69 on it! soooo public!
by debbie t December 22, 2005
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Public Displays of Perfection

plural noun: Also known as PDP, Public Displays of Perfection can ecompass a variety of acts put on by people to show others how superior they are to those around them. PDP range from "My Child Is An Honor Student At Kiss-My-Ass-You-Know-I'm-Better-Than-You PreSchool" bumper stickers placed on outlandishly-expensive, over-sized gas-guzzling SUVs, to trophy wives with ridiculously giant breast implants, not-of-this-world-colored blond hair, thousand-dollar extensions, spray tans, and stick-figure-thin arms dripping with jewelry, the value of which equals the gross national product of some nations, strapped to the sides of men who they never would look twice at except for the fact that they own three homes, a yacht, and several race horses.

Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.

Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.

Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.
Did you see that guy with the Corvette and the chick with the boob job? What a couple sad Public Displays of Perfection!
by SopranoNurse March 2, 2011
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publisexual

A person (usually a man) working in the publishing industry who is OBVIOUSLY gay, but who talks incessantly about his wife and kids.
Girl: I think Brad is SO cute.
Guy: You know he's totally gay, don't you?
Girl: No he's not. He has a wife and 2 kids.
Guy: They're just a beard. He's totally publisexual.
by Jimperfect June 2, 2009
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publon

In academic publishing, the least publishable unit (LPU), also smallest publishable unit (SPU) or minimum publishable unit (MPU), colloquially "publon" - the smallest measurable quantum of publication, is the minimum amount of information that can generate a publication in a peer-reviewed journal.
My doctoral thesis yielded half a dozen publons, but the citation classic came in my second post-doc year.
by Jockie McBeezer May 24, 2014
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public housin

Cuz I'm public housin. I am public housin in this bitch
by call me blue May 19, 2016
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Publication

We will learn what 'publication' means...
by kingkongdasavagepom August 24, 2017
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public execution jerk

When one is to begin whacking it and join a zoom meeting with your camera set to automatically be on. Try to finish before you join.
Just failed the public execution jerk jimmie.
by victorcharlieinthefield January 27, 2021
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