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Procrastitute

A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.
John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.
by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009
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Precrastination

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.
Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.
by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004
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precrastinate

Josh: Man u really shouldn't precrastinate anymore.
Mark: Don't worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done.... Right?
Josh: I guess so dude.
by omgwtfbbq? January 2, 2008
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Procrastiductive

To procrastinate by doing other productive things, just not the one thing you are supposed to be doing, e.g. doing laundry when you should be writing an essay.
A: Dude, I was so procrastiductive today. I've cleaned my entire room and organized my iTunes.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.
by Alice O. March 7, 2010
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procrastination

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...
procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.
by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004
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queen of procrastination

Kristen Ann Rose Corbisiero;
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment
The queen of procrastination is absolutely right all the time. Don't question her motvies.
by Kristen Ann February 11, 2008
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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