A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.
John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.
by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009
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by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004
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Josh: Man u really shouldn't precrastinate anymore.
Mark: Don't worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done.... Right?
Josh: I guess so dude.
Mark: Don't worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done.... Right?
Josh: I guess so dude.
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A: Dude, I was so procrastiductive today. I've cleaned my entire room and organized my iTunes.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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