Presidential

Having sex with someone

She caught the Holy Ghost when I gave her the presidential.

She wanted me to give her the presidential in bed last night.

by It’s the kiddo July 21, 2019

President cheeto

Another name for donald trump. The origins of this term come from a time when trump was giving a speech in a city in ohio which he .misidentified as toledo a woman in the crowd was holding up a sign which read:"hey president cheeto we're not toledo!"hence. The term.

Since president cheeto loves kfc so much. I hear he's the new colonel sanders!

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021

Omni-Presence

The greatest garage band ever

Keith-Guitar
David-Drums
Tom-Bass
Zak(zach)-guitar Vocals

la la la we are the omni-presence and we are the ones who care.....

omni-presence the state of bwing everwhere at all times

by Disa January 12, 2004

Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

by KessBlack February 3, 2012

Bolshoi President

Any leader of a group of people, who was "elected" to serve said people, but was actually appointed and propped up by an outside, usually sinister force.

I went down to City Hall to get a permit for the Cement Day Festival, but the damned Bolshoi President wanted me to check the box and donate to the friggin' Duck Pond fund.

by ElCommissioner March 26, 2017

union president

Person who is able to persuade middle class American workers into electing them into a position of power but actually do not have authority to do anything. Often can be found underneath the desk of the Plant Manager eating dessert. Takes advantage of free trips at the expense of the union as well as claiming "union business" to take days off. May be named "Troy"

Hey isn't that our union president under Mikes desk?

Yeah, he is trying to negotiate our contract the hands on way

by Ramrod the impaler August 15, 2017

Kid president

We all watched his videos as kids in elementary school. We probably thought it was a little weird but looking back there’s only one thing to say- he’s a stud muffin

Johnny: remember those kid President videos from back in elementary school?

Steven: oh yeah that guy’s a stud

by That.hockey.kid February 4, 2021