A human female, aged 12-16, whose future thot-hood is as imminent as the entropic decay of the universe. Typically found excreting the word "savage" from their poorly-lipsticked mouths. Certain sub-species can be found dabbing on haters.
"When ISIS finally drops a tactical nuke on Jake Paul's house, the city will be littered with pre-thot bone dust."
by Interopology December 14, 2017
by uhmwotidk July 21, 2015
Origin of the hipster movement.
A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."
by MrBrown.G December 17, 2016
Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
by deeezznuts May 18, 2011
Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
by TheRealAndrewconda May 02, 2018
The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
by MF1212 August 07, 2017