Pre-People

Sperm

He came pre-people

by mikefrommasco April 07, 2022

pre-thot

A human female, aged 12-16, whose future thot-hood is as imminent as the entropic decay of the universe. Typically found excreting the word "savage" from their poorly-lipsticked mouths. Certain sub-species can be found dabbing on haters.

"When ISIS finally drops a tactical nuke on Jake Paul's house, the city will be littered with pre-thot bone dust."

by Interopology December 14, 2017

pre-tip

To pre-tip the wait staff before service in order to receive better service or a better seat in the restaurant

Watch James pre-tip the wait staff, he always gets the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021

pre lyricated

When you sing the lyrics to a song too early.

“Hey Susan, you’re singing the wrong part of the song”

“Sorry, I pre lyricated”

by Floren January 27, 2018

Pre adult

They are people ages 10-20.

Bartender : you are 18 you can't drink.
Girl : no I'm a pre adult.

by 459395 January 26, 2022

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts May 18, 2011

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda May 02, 2018