Penis enlargment pills

A pill that sits ladies on your dick before you can say pinapple.

Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man
Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"

by Pedro camigo October 23, 2017

me suda la polla

From Spain. Translated literally it means, "it makes my dick sweat." It is a term used to say, "I couldn't care less if I tried."

Dude 1: "You just spilled bong water all over the carpet, and your mom's on her way."

Dude 2: "Me suda la polla, guey."

by Shitmoyer June 11, 2006

Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg December 9, 2008

pollen

A strong block type weed- usually copressed buds or high quality resin. All very, very good.

"If you really really want me to spend my last 20 on 'this', - I will"

by Big Tommy P March 26, 2003

ass polish

toilet paper

Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!

by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011

Polish belt buckle

The act of pulling your testicles over the waist band of your jeans and exposing them, therefor making your own belt buckle.

"I threw a sick polish belt buckle last night at the mall, you should've seen their faces!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006