plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004

Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024

fantastic plastic

Fantastic plastic is another term originated by Ray Ray of Midwest City, OK. It means a valid over 21 government issued ID.

Hey man were gonna have get all fucked up this weekend you want to roll with us? Yall just want me for my fantastic plastic, fuck yall youngsters!

by Malachi- Vatic Ash December 24, 2008

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

Plastic

A plastic solo cup (usually red and often found at college parties.)

Me: I've got my plastic.
Friend: Don't leave it anywhere.

by donutman07 May 26, 2021

Plastics

This phrase is used to refer to the British pound sterling although the term revolves around notes being plastic the word can be used to describe the currency in general.

Abdullah-“I’ve got 69 gajillion quid in the bank”

Dino-“quid?”
Abdullah-“yeh, British pounds?”

Dino-“OHHHHHH U MEAN PLASTICS”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023