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purse pizza

When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.
I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?
by Heebee January 3, 2020
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Pizza Onion

A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.
Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.

Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.

Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023
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blue pizza

Something that is particularly gross/ discussing
That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021
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Skittles and Pizza

When you nipples pop of your shirt.
“Bro look at his skittles and pizza!”
by malterrazas June 9, 2018
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Bellavita's Pizza

A delicious pizza shop on Port Rd in Adelaide, Australia. It has many different food options, and are all Italian styled.
I really want some Bellavita's tonight

Bellavita's pizza makes everything better
by brooklynlikespizza October 5, 2017
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Pizza-Dragon

Teasing something for a long time but moving the date further into the future, while promising it will soon happen. Originating from a south park episode, in which G.R.R. Martin promises the arrival of pizza delivery and dragons without making any afford, while continuingly swearing they will arrive soon and they just need to wait a little longer.
They Pizza-Dragon'ed my salary raise for 2 years.

The Waiter keeps Pizza-Dragon'ing my order.
by Senk3tsu August 2, 2023
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Stunt Pizza

A pizza adorned with uncommon toppings or that has superfluous ingredients in the crust, such as pepperoni or cheese, etc.
They're really trying to sell those stunt pizzas with the cheese and pepperoni in the crust.
by joewebster December 2, 2014
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