west pittsburg

small vilage in PA outside of new castle. this vilage is in no part of pittsburgh and they are miles apart. population consists of old people, and drunks. there are also quite a few potheads that ran strey from new castle. the people here are mostly drama loving. west pittsburg is made up of 1 gas station, 2 bars, a swimming pool, and a resterunt. the younger folk there get bored of the nuthingness there is to do and substatute that nuthing for trouble making. u can find them anywhere from the park, the church (for unholy things), the corner, there "1167", or the stoop. there is at most 10 african americans living in west pittsburg, infact many of its citizens are racest.

person 1: where are u from?

person 2: west pittsburg

person 1: u live in pittsburgh and u go to school in new castle?

person 2: yes because i love waking up at 2 in the morning for that 3 hour bus ride to school

person 1: really?

person 2: of course not, i live in WEST pittsburg. its 5 minnutes down the road

by dmegsiseggs March 29, 2008

Pittsburgh

A city in Pennsylvania that is predominantly inhabited by natives, or college students. All others are probably passing through. The weather is crappy pretty much all of the time, and the sky is always the color grey. Whatever culture Pittsburgh does have is well hidden and not easily accessible. Pittsburgh is lame, and makes people depressed.

Pittsburgh used to be a town full of steel mills. Look, you can still see all of the soot in the sky.

by xtine January 11, 2005

Ron N., Pittsburgh

The man with the key to my heart, even though I'm sometimes still scared to let him in. Also, man who proves the Black man/shoe size myth to be true

When I first talked to Ron N., I knew that my heart was about to be touched.

by A.C.F. July 8, 2003

pitts

What Debbie Fucky calls me.

Debbie: Hey, it's Pitts.
Me: Actually, fuckwit, my last name is Pitt.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

piss pits

the sweat mark made on your shirt due to sweat

yo that mo fucka got some nasty piss pits

by jeff1978 August 1, 2006

Double Pits To Chesty

When a someone uses their penis to have intercourse with another persons armpit, then follows said action by ejaculating on their chest.

*Phil Collins music playing* Chuck after vigorous hours of pummeling Mikes armpits with his dong, decided to finish off the Double Pits To Chesty and dropped a super mediocre load right on his chest pubes.

by ChuckWagon19 December 13, 2019

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

by nhl_commish November 30, 2010