Noun.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
Get the Phillip Schofield mug.A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.
"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"
by Barry January 27, 2005
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by MMMmMm May 14, 2015
Get the Mr Phillip mug.A beautiful country southeast of China. It's a melting pot of western and eastern cultures. Although many people hate on the Philippines, that's unjustified becuase they're just there to look around. you have to live there to know the def. Filipinos (it's spelled with an F) are very religious, respectful, humble and hospitable people. WE are very classy and have great success when brought into the world stage. Big things that came out of the Philippines:
-Lea Salonga, singer and actress. Currently working at Broadway and sang for the Mulan soundtrack.
-Karaoke. The inventor was Filipino, but the Japanese popularized it
-Gloria Diaz and Margie Moran. Miss Universe winners. These women made a point to the world that the Philippines is home to beautiful people
-Fluorescent Lights. Invented by a filipino named Flores but the plans were sold to the French. FLUORESent. much like FLORES.
-Lydia de Vega, fastest woman in Asia
-the Marcoses. Yeah, Imelda and Ferdinand themselves.
-the moon buggy. The main idea of a moon buggy was created by a Filipino
-Manny Pacquiao. Best bocer pound-by-pound. Straight out of Gen San.
-Economical and miltary strategically located.
-we can speak english...so well that when we go to America, we only have to be in English transition classes for 2 weeks
-Paeng Nepomuceno. Greatest bowler.
-gorgeous beaches and forests
-great products, crops and such
-Lea Salonga, singer and actress. Currently working at Broadway and sang for the Mulan soundtrack.
-Karaoke. The inventor was Filipino, but the Japanese popularized it
-Gloria Diaz and Margie Moran. Miss Universe winners. These women made a point to the world that the Philippines is home to beautiful people
-Fluorescent Lights. Invented by a filipino named Flores but the plans were sold to the French. FLUORESent. much like FLORES.
-Lydia de Vega, fastest woman in Asia
-the Marcoses. Yeah, Imelda and Ferdinand themselves.
-the moon buggy. The main idea of a moon buggy was created by a Filipino
-Manny Pacquiao. Best bocer pound-by-pound. Straight out of Gen San.
-Economical and miltary strategically located.
-we can speak english...so well that when we go to America, we only have to be in English transition classes for 2 weeks
-Paeng Nepomuceno. Greatest bowler.
-gorgeous beaches and forests
-great products, crops and such
tourist: I think western countries should envy the Philippines...it's a friggin paradise for intelectuals and beauties!
by simsbury7193 May 8, 2009
Get the Philippines mug.An abnormal and awkward state of being in which one is afflicted with multiple insufficiencies that result in a permanent social and facial handicap. One has many shortcomings in all aspects of life and tries to compensate by spending copius amounts of money on designer clothing in order to divert attention away from an ugly face. Tendencies also include concocting lies of nonexistent girlfriends to increase one’s stock and to conceal one's homosexuality. The overcompensatory nature of this individual may function as a mask to disguise the fact that he is a product of a weak and recycled genepool. One with this condition also displays weak smack talking skills lacking in back up and wit.
person 1: There is something very off about him...
person 2: What is so wrong with him, besides his face?
person 1: He checks MYSPACE profiles of hot girls and pretends that he is friends with them...
person 2: I think he has Philiposis...which explains the uncanny resemblance to his female cousin and his debilitating lack of game.
person 2: What is so wrong with him, besides his face?
person 1: He checks MYSPACE profiles of hot girls and pretends that he is friends with them...
person 2: I think he has Philiposis...which explains the uncanny resemblance to his female cousin and his debilitating lack of game.
by emmjay October 24, 2006
Get the Philiposis mug.1) An individual who has the distinct physical features of a Filipino but does not incorporate the Filipino culture into one's personality.
2) It is also when someone of a different nationality does not know that a person from the Philippines is called a Filipino and tends to call them "Philipians"
2) It is also when someone of a different nationality does not know that a person from the Philippines is called a Filipino and tends to call them "Philipians"
"yea im filo but i cant speak tagalog"
"its cause you're not a filo, you're philipian"
"hey are you philipian?"
"what? you mean filipino?"
"oh yea sorry i thought it was philipian"
"its cause you're not a filo, you're philipian"
"hey are you philipian?"
"what? you mean filipino?"
"oh yea sorry i thought it was philipian"
by bluebirdingoldencage November 21, 2009
Get the Philipian mug.Phillip Is a lit person who loves video games and is trying to be quiet.Phillip is an amazing person, best friend. He has strong morals and is very intelligent. He is very empathetic and he never fails to try to make things better for those he cares for. He learns from his mistakes and improves for the future. He is incredibly understanding, patient and most of all forgiving.He's perfect in literally every way possible and he's probably the most hilarious person you will ever meet.
Phillip is a complete freaking legend
by xXMaster_DerpXx May 22, 2019
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