partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

Pearl Sausage

The act of a man ejaculating into a female's (or male's) mouth and having her/him spit the ejaculation onto the tip of the man's penis, thus creating the illusion of a pearl on a sausage.

"Man, Veronica gave me a nice one the other night and finished me off with a nice pearl sausage."

"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."

"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"

by sinspirations October 4, 2011

pearlu

A hideously ugly human who nobody wants to have sexual intercourse with.

"Ew no way, i would never talk to a pearlu like him."

by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

pearson

contrary to popular belief, this does not mean a pear/person hybrid. It's simply defined as a witty clown, also known as soup, whose life goal is ultimately to caress barnes's bald head as if it were a genie lamp. he can fit in a locker, and he does so to hide from the system. he has friends in the dark web business where he can help you order a hitman. he is a bred fanatic, and may now be cursed through the art of texting a demon. he has very skillfully avoided the kill list of the villain snowball, loki. he may end up dead soon, as my fbi guy now knows i have communicated with him.

Person 1: Woah... is that god?
Person 2, pulling sunglasses off: No. No, that's Pearson.

by rosensnacc October 6, 2019

Hunter Pearce

a great guy who is the best friend a guy like aaron fox could have hes been through shit and a half and yet he keeps a head held high. one would say hes one of a kind and no one can top him

No Examples are given to the awesomeness of Hunter Pearce

by Aaron Fox June 30, 2011

luke pearce

Luke Pearce is the best man you will ever meet. He is a fortnite god and a #ThiCc tHoT. He is a living legend himself.

Wow is that Luke Pearce? He is so awesome and good at fortnite!

by yeeyeeyee3 May 10, 2018

polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.

Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016