pEnCiL

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead

YO I GAVE UR MOM THE PENCIL LAST NIGHT ooOooOoOoOo

by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018

pencilation

Popping a boner at a desk.

Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.

by SimonX October 12, 2023

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022

Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.

Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...

by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use

Jeremy has a small pencil dick

by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016

Pencil Khattak

Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.

Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.

by zpack November 21, 2022