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Pee Boner 

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.
Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner
Pee Boner by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019
Related Words
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1. pee or urine

2. what young children say instead of penis
1. Hold on a sec I gotta go pee pee

2
Billy : Hey Gracie you wanna go to the bathroom wit me?

Gracie : Only if you show me your pee pee

Billy: Can I stick my pee pee in your g spot

Gracie: sure *spreading out legs*

Gracie: we should do that again sometime

3 years later

Gracie: guess what Billy

Billy: what

Gracie: I'm pregnant

Billy: yay i'll be a daddy

3 weeks later

Gracie: good news there twins

Billy: really *faint*

6 months later

Gracie: this is the worst day of my life!!!
pee pee by katiedoodle01 March 29, 2010

pee lash 

The long strand of hair from a puppies red rocket holster.
Mom the dog got gum in his pee lash!
pee lash by babyshu April 7, 2010

Pee snake 

Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.
Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
Pee snake by Jeff honk September 14, 2010

pee in my butt 

Screamed in satisfaction to beneath all those unworthy.
Richard: I'm winning....
Waverly: I'm catching up...
Gabe: And I steal the win, PEE IN MY BUTT
pee in my butt by Blaqcolossus September 23, 2020

pee-o pee-o

song about little birds that latinos say to their children. it can be also used to greet your friends with
"pee-o pee-o pee-o dicen los pollitos cuando tienen hambre cuando tienen frio"

"pee-o Pee-o ashley"
pee-o pee-o by ghetto gurl November 1, 2003