a tiny boy most likely to become the next worlds most dangerous terrorist along with his brother who is most likely to be in charge of the future sex trade. his mid is the same as a psychopath on LSD. he is destined never to get married as he kills the women he sleeps with after he uses them to keep his sex life moving and exiting. women are dragged to his bondage sex dungeon by force by his 7ft Hench badass lizard called supersufisticatedtimmysourusrex.
by DIDDUNZ is god September 18, 2014
The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.
Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick
by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021
A freaking sexy mofo who wants to kill me. He can be hilarious sometimes. Amazing singer & actor, but bad at giving speeches on global warming.
by polarbearssssss February 17, 2009
by Me March 06, 2004
Cmon how could you NOT know Patrick Star?
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy
He live under a rock
That's all you have to know about him.
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy
He live under a rock
That's all you have to know about him.
by D w e e b May 28, 2021
a white kid who is annoying as hell. he doesn’t brush his teeth so there brown as fuck. his breath stank as fuck, and he has no friends.
by da trufe do dawg December 18, 2019
A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation
Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?
Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.
Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019