Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."

by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022

Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, typically consists of several paragraphs mashed into one.

"So I heard that he sent you a Nono Paragraph"
"Yeah, it took me two hours to read through it all"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 20, 2022

Nono Paragraph

An obnoxiously long paragraph, usually sent in a fit of rage or hate.

"Man I heard you were sent a Nono paragraph"

"Yeah, and I'm sad now"

by TheManOfKnowledge234 July 24, 2022

Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.

Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022

love paragraph

Dick

Girl 1 : I love paragraph dick
Girl 2 : same

by Dreamboss April 8, 2023

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it

"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023