Lolipop Paradox

The theory that there is only one cquirrel (pronounced squirrel) in the universe that exists as an omnipotent and omnipresent being. The Cquirel is an evolved human that has has come back from the year distant 1420 so there is only one and a paradox is created every time he is seen next to himself in any field of vision.
#AUB

Jek: oh look a squirrel next to himself this must be the lolipop Paradox...henlo friend!

by Kane_Nekono May 27, 2018

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it DiGiorno or is it delivery

Hey have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

dab paradox

happens when your dealer has dabs so you buy a g and now nothing else gets you high

p1: "hey I just got wax, wanna come over?"

p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"

by peoplepopper27 February 14, 2019

Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.

"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."

by Streakin-Bacon September 24, 2019

Twin paradox

When one identical twin calls the other one ugly; is she really calling herself ugly?

“Solchelys said that her twin sister Solrelys is butt ugly, but she looks just like her? It’s that twin paradox.”

by Huh 2020 November 2, 2019

Dog Paradox

Something that goes on forever.

When dogs chase their tail, they go in a circle. Circles don't end, which makes them have a dog paradox.

by J.T. Mersmer November 8, 2019

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020