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small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.
I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.
by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023
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albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.
Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
mugGet the albany dutch ovenmug.

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.
I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead
by anonymous September 8, 2021
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automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.
Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!
by bnr324life March 13, 2014
mugGet the automotive dutch ovenmug.

dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
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Hot Jamaican Oven

Smoke Weed and pull the covers over someones head to get them high.
Dizko was like, damn I was not trying to get high tonight, then my bitch Hot Jamaican Ovened me and I went into Outer Space.
by Dizkoh December 3, 2013
mugGet the Hot Jamaican Ovenmug.

Reverse Dutch oven

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018
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