string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

G String

The lowest and thickest string on a violin

My cousin was messing with my violin and turned one of the pegs too much and snapped my g string

by creepyweirdo April 15, 2020

cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way

The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going

by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

String Fishing

Having the jizz slowly drip down from a persons penis to form a jizz string. You must carefully swing it and say “cast away” as it goes into someone’s or your own mouth.

“Wanna go string fishing at my place tonight?”

by Barrett D. Ben March 9, 2025

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022