Flaccid Beat

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.

Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.

by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

beat the kitten

a female vigorously masterbating

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.

by ittybittykittty January 09, 2011

Beat Post

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

Brit-beat

The inheritor of britpop. Having taken musical influences from the 70's onwards (notably Lou Reed, Bowie, Dylan and the Stones) the contemporary British indie scene has spawned a new genre in the face of another attempted US invasion. A rock and roll sound with a more sex-infused gritty twist, less of the swaggering laddish intent of the britpop 90's era.

The Libertines were the initial trailblasers of Brit-beat. Bands such as Razorlight, Bloc Party, Kasabian, the Cribs, Dirty Pretty Things and the Arctic Monkeys have cemented the Brit-beat scene with their varied sounds and distinctive style, with artists such as Eden James, Wolfmother and the Ronelles possibly setting the agenda for the future.

by James and K August 08, 2006

beat dat

To have sex with a girl; To reject someone's shot during basketball.

Yo D! You see how that shorty is looking at you? You betta beat dat!
Yo dog! You see how I beat dat shot into the bleachers?

by RichDogNasty December 21, 2007

Beats Street

hungover, the feeling of being beaten up from drinking way too much the night before.

The Cooker: "What's up man?"
Pete Dick: "Hanging out on Beats Street..."
The Cooker: "Guess you don't want to go to the Kirk Hotel then..."
Pete Dick: "Fuck no, I am in, lets get socially lubricated"

by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

by Harrison M. October 23, 2006