Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
by The funny word game May 20, 2020

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

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by CertifiedNegroid January 17, 2025

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.
by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009
