Dumb Donke

Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.

OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".

by IQDave August 22, 2024

donk

small russian child

any donkers in the chat?

by onaskitsmission February 21, 2024

bankey donk

very strange creature, he loves "The Legend Of Zelda"

"ohh Bankey donk isn't he the guy that 100% Breath of the wild eight times!!!

by Naughtius Maximus December 30, 2021

Bonkle Donk

When you hit someone in the head with a big book

I'm going to bonkle donk you

by Mr not smart April 20, 2024

On donk

(Of a person) Hip, suave, and street smart. Politically radical.

(Of an object or event) Enticing, desirable.

Related: donkey-brained, donked up, hehaw

Did you read the Chappel Roan interview in NY Mag? Dude, she’s actually kinda on donk.

Damn, these Slovenian cigarettes are on donk! He haw.

by cool_hole September 12, 2024

Donking

Act of having sex. Famously coined by the late Luca Donko Pavan in 2014

Eric: ‘Where you been Luca?’
Luca: ‘I been donking on somebody’s daughter.... eeeeooorrrrreee’

by DonkoBoy42069 January 5, 2021

DONK

Someone who (or when somebody) send(s) the wrong person (or people) an inappropriate message that they meant to send to someone else.

Person one (typing): hey, check out the Butt (DONK) in the parking lot dude!

Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??

Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???

Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....

by Barackobonzo October 16, 2022