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cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
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jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.
Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.
by dirtywordz May 12, 2014
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Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress
by Richard of arms November 3, 2021
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Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015
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Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
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Jizz Merchant

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010
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