1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

by dirtywordz May 12, 2014

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
by Richard of arms November 3, 2021

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

Someone that uses jizz goggles
by Jizz googlian nigga man May 19, 2022
