mississippi oil rig

A dirty deed indeed. The male must first start eating fried chicken with waffles, while simultaneously drilling the female anally. After a few minutes of relaxing the female's sphincter, the man should pull out, immediately followed by the female having explosive diarrhea everywhere (this can be aided by giving her a laxative and a chipotle burrito before hand). The bursts of fecal material coming from her anus will resemble oil shooting up from the ground.

Guy: Dude my girlfriend and I did the mississippi oil rig yesterday and completely destroyed my sheets.

Other guy: Why are you talking to me?

by abadperson March 30, 2010

check her oil

When engaged in foreplay or intercourse you insert a finger or fingers into your partners anus, thus "checking her oil".

"As I was doing my girl in the doggy position I reached down to check her oil."

by Natedogg370 December 14, 2007

California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.

Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.

by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009

Mongolian Fire Oil

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Oil Field Trash

adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. HOWEVER IMPORTANT: There are ONLY TWO absolutes concerning being described as Oil Field Trash; #1. One must work in the oil field and #2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.

"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"

"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"

by Oil Field Trash November 24, 2006

Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

by t June 29, 2004