out of order

When a girl is on her period and is 'out of order' or not able to engage in sexual intercourse.

"Hey man. You gonna bang her again tonight?"
"Nah, she's out of order for the next week."

by Quakeroats January 9, 2008

Law and Order

A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.

Dude, how am I gonna cover up the law and order I pulled last night? My dad is gonna kill me!

by TrainerSpyro December 20, 2010

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

reverse order

taking your morning poop AFTER you take your morning shower

"Man, I was so bummed I pulled a reverse order this morning. Now I'll have monkey butt all day!"

by sukilau January 28, 2008

Orderly

When comparing objects: An ambiguously large range of values spanning several orders of magnitude (e.g. powers of ten) between two objects. An "orderly" range has no upper-limits, yet starts with a difference large enough to change the number of direct interactions and interference.

Sand grains, bacteria and atoms are orderly smaller than human beings. Stars such as our sun are orderly brighter than candle light.

by cardiodynamics November 19, 2013

point of order

Fifties talk for "bullshit!"

"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

oder police

If they find ODers/Online daters they will stop them and if they don't stop they start shooting and its a mess but funny.

ODer1: mwa mwa mwa
ODer2: mwa mwa mwa
ODer police: STOP NOW
ODer1:no
ODer Police: ~shots them~
Both ODers: AAAAAAAA ~dies~
ODer police: NO ONLINE DATING!!!!

by ドリームクラウド December 17, 2020