literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
Get the my girlfriendmug. Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the girlfriend taxmug. by kc from adams December 19, 2008
Get the half girlfriendmug. (N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.
by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007
Get the fake girlfriendmug. 
The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.
by clappedvic May 30, 2021
Get the Community Girlfriendmug. by Datgoat January 1, 2020
Get the girlfriend fevermug.