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Chuck Norris 

A man who has 4 biographies written simply on his feats and whose legend is undescribable.
Chuck Norris's dick is big that it has its own dick. And Chuck Norris's dick is bigger than your dick.

Chuck-Norris 

A Super Human Who Can Do Anything...!
Chuck-Norris Can Breath Underwater Holding His Breath!
Chuck-Norris by Riidz_786 October 8, 2011

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact
Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*
chuck norris by RobScheflo January 9, 2008

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
Chuck Norris by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris 

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
Chuck Norris by Anonymous December 17, 2014

The Norris

A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland
Matt got completely sloshed drinking The Norris last night; he can't talk today...It was intense.
The Norris by Moxord January 10, 2014