by corpsewaifu October 30, 2020
Get the hateful(tall)vertmug. by arundn October 11, 2018
Get the tallsmug. Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's tall talesmug. On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
Get the Slap a tall person daymug. Josh:What size shoe do you we
Tall girl:thirteen nikes
Josh:oh I wear si-
Tall girl:MENS SIZE THIRTEEN NIKES
Tall girl:thirteen nikes
Josh:oh I wear si-
Tall girl:MENS SIZE THIRTEEN NIKES
by Im.depressed.and still.smile October 16, 2019
Get the Tall girlmug. Brilliam, also known as gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes! is a silly name used only by the most silliest of people
by killingyourselfisfun!! :3 September 20, 2023
Get the Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!mug. A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 2, 2021
Get the National tall people daymug.