I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021

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Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter

- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.

by Dexterprog November 25, 2010

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does aiden need sleep

Yes he needs fucking sleep bro

Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?

Person 2: hell yeah he does

by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019

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I still need help

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.

I still need help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

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Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »

Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !

by anonymous June 29, 2021

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sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".

1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"

by ItzPexic August 8, 2022

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