emo muffin

The best fuckin' muffin in the whole wide world. He may be a little wet from tears, but he is still coo'
He likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. That's why he is called emo muffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. He knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don't make it in life. SO DON'T EAT EMO MUFFIN, or you WILL regret it the rest of your life. :'(

Person A: "There's that emo muffin. He looks so sad. Lets go eat him, and see what happens"
Emo Muffin: "if you eat me, i WILL make you go Anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!" :)
Person B: "Ohhh no, lets go. That emo muffin is crazay!"

by Brittany Nichole DUH April 28, 2006

smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.

I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

muffin nugget

Dried up female ejaculation clumping around the testicles, forming a white nugget.

I still havent showered after last nights fuck fest and I have massive muffin nuggets.

by Derek Strassle August 21, 2006

To Butter a Muffin

To preform fellatio, to give head, suck a dick.

Monika get your fat ass over here and butter my muffin!

by Miro April 4, 2005

bitch muffin

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

by billy joe bob April 22, 2005

muffin muncher

A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.

josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher

by Demon616 aka fabio May 18, 2006

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004