Muddy Plough

The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.
by TheFish July 20, 2012
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
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Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.
James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game
by Mr_dude_man January 20, 2025
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Muddy Butt Slimes

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
Yo bro that Taco Bell gave me the worst muddy butt slimes of my life.
by LIMINALGINGER May 06, 2024
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Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.
by ryfidelity December 30, 2010
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Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood
Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.
by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022
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Muddy trunk

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex
I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.
by Tommi Star July 04, 2015
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