a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 17, 2020

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 08, 2019

soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 27, 2010

mari monday

The best day ever for the Omori fandom

Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit

by pseudowater July 12, 2022

Medicinal Monday

For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.

Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.

Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.

by S18JW February 04, 2011