surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Mercer

The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.

- Hey what are you doing for christmas break?
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer, Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known Mercer's awesome!

by nxtpacker22 March 2, 2011

Merchael

One who strives to sell band merchandise for the sake of band popularity.

That kyle kid won't stop asking to sell our shit, we barely know him, hes being a real Merchael.

by EatshitDie June 18, 2009

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

mercered

Being a drunk whore beyond reason. A hurricane of fury and belligerence.

Wow she was totally mercered last night

by Michaelwsmith December 22, 2016

mercedys

Mercedys is a girl that is loyal, always there for her friends, but her friends arnt there for her most of the time , but she is always there for her friends in need,or her friends that need help on talking or any other situations. She is a very loving person,smart,funny to be around.when you first meet her she is shy then she warms up to you and is her crazy,loud self. She can be very moody, bossy but always has a smile on her face.

Friend:Mercedys can I talk to you about something

Mercedys:Yeah,of course!what's up?

by Baby_cedy June 22, 2017

merch link in bio

A meme made by Jake Paul.

"Jake Paul, merch link in bio, Ohio fried chicken bitch"

by Sebzoe June 24, 2017