Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.
Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024
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Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.
It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.
by Mommymilker1000 May 03, 2022
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Cedar Springs, Michigan

Cedar Springs, Michigan. Home of Red Flannel Days! Incorporated in 1871 as a major hub for the timber industry, it became know for the Red Flannel often worn by loggers required to wear them due to the harsh winters. The red flannels they wore began being produced in Cedar Springs for convenience and that industry still remains today. Cedar Springs became a city in October 1959.
Cedar Springs, Michigan is the little city halfway between Grand Rapids, MI and Big Rapids, MI.
by Red Shamrock September 21, 2020
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Michigan Fans

Annoying Obnoxious fans with false hope that this is their year and false hope that they will beat Ohio State every year.
by Leumas Nivel March 03, 2022
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Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.
She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.
by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021
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michigan take out

When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex
Yo the sex I did with that girl last night I just had to Michigan Take Out
by TheHawk98095 January 04, 2017
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Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.
Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.
by Jallaballa November 30, 2020
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