1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
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by Lil Anna E August 24, 2006
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Girl: holy look at Mackenzie I wish I could look like her, but I wouldn't want to be friends.
Guy: omggg Mackenzie is looking fine today!
Guy: omggg Mackenzie is looking fine today!
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Also known as "The MacRiv"
Hey man let's go to MacKenzie River Pizza Company for dinner! Oh wait, pizza hut is 2 blocks away and its much cheaper... Hey man let's go to pizza hut for dinner!
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Person one: Hey man, are you okay?
Person two: I guess, but Mackenzie stopped being my friend because she thinks I'm not attractive enough to be seen in public with her.
Person one: What a fat whore.
Person two: I guess, but Mackenzie stopped being my friend because she thinks I'm not attractive enough to be seen in public with her.
Person one: What a fat whore.
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