Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

Loaf

Loaf by LOAF ♥️ Aidan Gallagher's song but ✨with flavour✨

*no hate to him he's an amazing actor so creds to him*

"omg is he singing in cursive?"
"that's our aidan🥰✨"
"🥰lOAf 🥖LOAF 🧚🏻 ♀️🍞LoAf✨🍞lOAF bY 🔇LOAFF 🔊🐸"

by yuhbadbleep10 September 10, 2020

Cleavage loaf

Exposed upper boob fat typically found on hot girls with big boobs but most commonly on fat women in Walmart riding a scooter.

Went to Walmart to buy bread and left with a cleavage loaf

by SC KCCO May 18, 2016

Loaf

Money. Same thing as saying bread

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
“Bitch I got loaf”

by me❤ May 12, 2020

Loaf

Poop, particularly firm or constipated poop

I just laid a giant loaf.

by hottiethottie11 October 25, 2018

loaf

1. A complete piece of bread, not a slice.
2. When a dog looks like a loaf of bread.

1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”

by aspen411 March 23, 2023

Loafs

Loafs are a yummy snackk chocolate ie the best.

“Whats that?” “Loafs!”

by Loafsss February 24, 2021