Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 18, 2016

lemon poosie

A compliment, an insult, or a drug - only the context will determine its meaning.

Scenario A:
Guy: "Hey bby, lemme sniff that lemon poosie."

Scenario B:
Guy: "Dude, you such a lemon poosie."

Scenario C:

Guy: "Hey, you got that good shit?"
Dealer: "Yeah, here you go mah guy."
Guy: "AAAAAA SHIT, that's some good lemon poosie."

by Gay-ben May 24, 2018

lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.

I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017

lemon swirlly

a regular swirlly except now, the bully has urinated in the toilet beforehand and the wimp receives a lemon swirlly.

bully: that little wimp's gonna get a lemon swirlly.

by mrburns1602 June 20, 2012

lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.

My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.

by MenInKilts December 20, 2016

Lemon-sicle

When you beat your meat using a lemon and blow your load inside the lemon and it pours out and looks like a lemon-sicle

"My girlfriend said we should try doing a lemon-sicle"

by Rakesh-hakeem allasah October 25, 2016

sharn lemon

Sharn lemon,A gorgeous girl, a fighter and will never back down.

'Be careful not to mess with sharn lemon'

by slily October 24, 2013