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The Ketchup Treatment

This is a follow up of the Custard Treatment. I highly recommend you read the first.

If the perpetrator caused bleeding (internal or external), then cold ketchup is also poured into the pipe, simulating the feeling of bleeding.
Due to the severity of your crime, I sentence you to "The Ketchup Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*
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to ketchup 

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!
-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!
to ketchup by CurioAmos January 3, 2019

Hotdog Ketchup Bun 

When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.
Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun

Banana Ketchup

a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
Bruh did you know that those two lovebirds did the Banana Ketchup

Flaming ketchup 

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it
Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

The Ketchup Rule 

You gotta lick all the ketchup
ketchup rule boy

The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it
The Ketchup Rule by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019

Jay Ketchum 

a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score
Jay Ketchum by reprisal September 27, 2019