Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it

Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background

by Deai March 25, 2025

Kobe

A dead basketball player.

Bro#1: bruh lay on the floor real quick
Bro#2 Ok *Lays on floor*
*All Bros nearby gather around the victim*

All bros excpet Bro#2 together: DON'T MAKE FUN OF KOBE MAN

by _M1dN1ght January 28, 2020

Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.

Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.

by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025

Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.

Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart

by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020

kobe and victoria day

this day is dedicated to victoria and kobe. it is a celebration of marriage and happiness. victoria i think is in love w kobe. tbh they make hot couple

omg guess what day it is?? KOBE AND VICTORIA DAY

by pls marry me January 3, 2022

Kobe

A Kobe is a one of a kind he is very cute nice hair light skin or brown skin and a smile that shines brighter then the sun.Kobe is very caring but is mean to you most of the time that is him just showing he cares about you (he probably made you cry once). Kobe is even spoiled only when he ask though.

Is that kobe omg it is a kobe!

by Jakethabaker May 24, 2018

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022