Kobe

(noun, adj, and verb) the art of messing up and getting away with it

Dude, you got with Lauren last night?

KOBE!

by kobe!!!!!! April 6, 2010

kobe

A female person in real-life playing a male character in a game. Typically related to MMORPGS

Don't call him a he, tsai is a kobe.

by Will February 1, 2005

Kobe Beef

1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.

2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.

1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.

Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.

2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?

Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.

Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!

by dhawk123 January 1, 2010

kobe

This guy is a pure athlete and has a big cock

Kobe is such a good athlete. He also has a big cock

by Theg.o.a.t July 5, 2016

Kobe bryant

The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.

Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

kobe

a way someone describes a helicopter crashing into somethinng

did you here about how that dude kobed into the mountain

by Chonky_longkey February 3, 2020

Wilt and Kobe Show

A match-up between a talented center and a guard on opposing teams. A reference to Wilt Chamberlain and Kobe Bryant. Described as a basketball player who is high in stats and is winning the game.

Shaquille O'Neal is a part of the Wilt and Kobe Show right now.

by Evan Williams October 1, 2007