keyboard

keyboard

keyboard

by kimorada3rd July 28, 2023

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 16, 2023

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)

i typed the keyboard

by segment65 September 24, 2023

Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024

Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.

Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.

by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024