johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.

Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”

by HarshCappin May 21, 2019

dick johnson

when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.

"stop cheating dick johnson. "

by woooooooowww January 27, 2019

Boris Johnson

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.

The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020

Scarlett Johnson

She a hotie and is thicccccc. Everyone thinks she is fire

Damn you wish you looked like scarlett Johnson Bitch!

by Asher A SMASHER March 4, 2022

blow johnson

a sweet blow job

Hey Santi, will you give me a Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis May 27, 2004

Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

by Jimmythabeast July 22, 2007