Jewish dick

When you get fucked so hard that you almost feel how jesus felt as he got crucified

My wife’s Jewish dick penetrated my poop chute last night.

by Jesus Christ could eat u February 6, 2019

Jewish hotpocket

When you fuck a girl so hard in the butt she shits, and you shove the turd in her gaping pussy hole and go down on her.

“Good game bro, I could totally go for a Jewish hotpocket right now”.

by Yngbenji August 20, 2019

Jewish Shower

A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.

"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"

by droop_1_snoot December 13, 2019

black jewish

African Americans who claim to be the real jews

Im a african american jew

by Awele July 31, 2005

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

Jewish Kid

a kid who gets bullied

Hey look at the kid getting beat up, i'm going to help him. oh wait he is a Jewish Kid

by #christian April 1, 2019

Jewish Gas Chamber

A sexual position when a girl goes ass to mouth to the guy , and the guy holds her head while he farts in her face.

Yo man i smoked so much tree last night so i gave my girl the jewish gas chamber

by That kid Dan From Philly May 19, 2008