Jan

Has the biggest cock in the room at all times, Funny, hot, tall, and intelligent. He can't do anything wrong.

I wish Jan was here he is so hot and cool

by Not Chinola April 17, 2024

Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!

O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right

by MrMudel January 2, 2017

bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

Jan

A SUB(Super-Uper Boyfriend).

I love a Jan.

by wju January 19, 2025

Jan Zy

Jan Zy is that girl you want to be. That girl that is the smartest in the class yet she doesn't show off. That girl that has the best sense of humour yet she isn't weird.

Person 1: Are you friends with Jan Zy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so lucky to be friends with her!

by thatquirkygal October 2, 2023

Ryan Jan

Ryan Jan, a person who have a good heart, good looking man, funny, kind but slightly chix boy. He is a type of friend you will surely love. His simple smile can make you smile too. If you like him, the moment you will have an eye to eye contact to him can make you fall in love more. Also he is a kisser.

Ryan Jan, name that can make me smile.

by Jenjn January 20, 2022

Jan

Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.

Jan: I’m 178 cm tall!
Any woman: no, you’re not

by irinadalamuie April 23, 2023